Episode 280 is now live, ladies and gents. With snacktime temporarily averted, Julian and the girls can concentrate on more pressing matters, like escape! Which, as it turns out, is pretty easy if you've got the right tools. Take, for example, this humongous, hairy can opener.
I was amused to find referral links from an article for something called Marshmallow Hell. I wasn't aware there was actually a name for the act of smothering a person with one's boobs. Thank you, Internet!
The whole world seems to get crazier every day. It's not really all that surprising, though, since being stressed out, over-medicated, and chronically tired is now considered "normal". Some days it seems like the most dangerous thing you can do is walk out the front door.
